Butter Fingers (And Not the Chocolate Bar Kind)

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Anyone want to guess what mobile phones and a slice bread with peanut butter on it have in common? If you drop either one it will always land face side down, every time 🤦‍♀️!

I have had more problems with dropping my current phone than any other, including the one that fell out of my pocket and under the bushhog deck while it was running (just a light scratch on the screen that time 😁).

I replaced my previous phone 2 years ago. About a month or so after I bought my current one, I set it on a ledge (2/3 on and 1/3 hanging off) when it leapt off the ledge and fell face first onto the tile and shattered the screen – a first for me 😡. Nothing had touched it, it just flipped itself off the ledge while I watched it happen 😮😮. And unfortunately for me, the case that I bought to protect it was not an otter box case and did f🤬🤬k all to help.

I had the screen repaired and a tempered glass cover piece placed over the new screen. Thank the Goddess that I did that because not long after I dropped the damn thing again and a small crack appeared in the tempered glass. And as of last night, a third small crack has appeared because the stupid phone jumped out of my hands for about the millionth time and fell, face first, on the floor. I’m beginning to think that the phone has some sort of death wish 😳.

Ok, so I am forever dropping this phone. When I go to replace it in the near future, I will be sure to buy the best case I can to prevent my butter fingers from shattering another screen 😆.

So, the moral of this post 4th of July story – never, ever, ever let me hold your phone 🤣🤣🤣.

Great, not only does Word not appreciate my foul language, now it’s constantly flagging phrases that should be shortened, I guess in an effort to conserve words 🤨? I wrote what I wrote – so cut it out Word 🤬.

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