Sexy Chef Wanted

Can’t I just order one off the internet? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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While I said I would never rely on another man again financially, I have decided that I will rely on one who will make sure to feed me on the regular ๐Ÿ˜†.

You see, Iโ€™ve have developed some very bad lack of eating habit living by myself. I tend to get sidetracked by other things (like books ๐Ÿ˜) and I donโ€™t realize that Iโ€™m starving until I pull my head out of whatever project (ok, book ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ) Iโ€™m working on.

And even though I might have had a plan for dinner, I start looking for easier solutions โ€“ take out, leftovers, bowl of popcorn, or nothing at all โ€“ because I donโ€™t particularly want to prep, then cook, then clean up afterwards. I think since Iโ€™ve been the primary cook in my house since 1996, Iโ€™m a little over trying to figure out what to cook. I will literally try to plan meals that make the least amount of mess and are relatively easy to prep and cook. Unfortunately, I tend to glaze over the healthy part when deciding what to make ๐Ÿ˜ฌ (a lot of chicken pot pies and chicken fingers have graced my kitchen over the years. At least itโ€™s ๐Ÿ“). 

So, as I start to enter the world of dating again, one thing is clear โ€“ I need someone who loves to cook or at the very least is willing to pitch in on the regular (or pay for a chef ๐Ÿ˜†). Otherwise, I might end up starving to death if they donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ณ.

Applicants may apply in the comments๐Ÿ˜œ. Single males only need apply ๐Ÿ˜Š.

Note: As I am writing this, itโ€™s just after 6 pm and Iโ€™m starting to get hungry. I have at least 20 minutes prep and probably 15 minutes cook time before I eat. I really need to pay closer attention to the clock ๐Ÿคช.

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