I Am Here – I Think?

I’d like to say that I’ve had a resolution to the ant situation but alas, no. I have left four messages and the only time they called back I was writing, and my phone was on silent, on a separate floor of my house because that’s how my it is in my world 😆😆. And the message basically said the cracks must be so big/long before they consider it an issue (they haven’t even looked at the cracks 🙄) and to get a pest control for the ants, aaaarrrrgggghhh!

And the fact that they never answer the phone is part of the problem. So, I looked for another number for the company and called it. Someone actually answered! I explained that I need to speak to someone about an issue and she said, “let me send you to the main office”. Boom I’m right back to the same voicemail I have been speaking to all week 🤦‍♀️. I just have to laugh, because this is my life on the regular 🤪.

The other issue I have tried to fix is my name with the warranty company. I know that if it isn’t correct with them, they will use it as an excuse to not honor it. So, two months ago, I called asking them to change it to my legal name (they are one of the companies that decided they would shorten my name 😡). The young lady I spoke to said it would take a few days to be completed. I waited (ok, I forgot 🤫) and went online to sign-up again and the same message pops up “The name doesn’t match the address on file”! I call again and this time I’m given an email address and service number to request a name change, which I emailed that day. Response “it will take 24 hours to complete the change’. I wait (forget 😁) another couple of weeks and today I try to sign up again. Want to guess what the message said? If you guessed “The name doesn’t match the address on file” give yourself 10 points.

I beginning to have an existential crisis because these companies don’t seem to acknowledge my existence 😱. Add that the fact that electronics/computers also seem to think I’m invisible, is it a wonder I’m feeling non-existent?

Am I really here or is it all a dream/nightmare? Given the oddity of my dreams it is entirely possible 🤣🤣.

Anyone willing to trade places for just a few days, leave a comment and I would be more than happy to swap. I need a break from this nonsense.

Note: Please remember this is 98% tongue in cheek, 2% any actual crisis so please take it in the spirit it is intended 😊.