GAAHHH I can’t seem to get my fingers to hit the right keys 🙄!
And it’s Monday…. again…..
Although when you don’t have a job, it’s easy to lose track of days 😆😆😆. That’s what happened to me at the end of last week – I moved my hair appointment to Wednesday (use to be Thursdays) and I was off a day the rest of the week. Funny how one small change can affect your perception of reality 🤪.
Speaking of reality, would you like to hear about another f🤬🤬🤬ed up dream? Seriously, I wish there was a way to record my dreams (similar to a machine in Brainstorm) so that a) I can see how accurate my dream recall is and b) I could use it to enhance my stories 😁. Alas, as far as I know, no such machine exists SSSSSIIIIIGGGGHHH (patented and dramatic, as always 😆).
Jeez, now I can’t even spell exists on the first three tries and I typed far as fire originally – what is wrong with me today?
Anyway, on to said dream. It wasn’t a long dream, but it was certainly strange. It starts with a beautiful spring day and I am gathering with other people for a tour of Georgetown SC. How did I know that was the place? For some reason my brain just told me that’s where I was 🤷♀️ (I’ve been to Georgetown, and this place wasn’t it…). The guide shows up and asks if we want to take a ride instead of walking, so of course we say “yes” not realizing we would be riding dinosaurs. Yes, there were 🦕🦖. I was assigned a brachiosaurus and for some reason I was riding on his neck, just below his head and because of my position, he promptly walked me into low hanging branches that smacked me in the face – kind of like my horse had done on occasion 🤔. After getting disentangled from the tree, we turned toward what appeared to be a small field that was just tilled. In the center of said field was a toddler sitting, in mud, near a water sprinkler that was soaking the field and having a grand time, while the farmer was trying to figure out how to get to him without getting soaked himself. As this is happening, I have somehow dismounted my ride and it is about 100 yards away from me. I watch in horror as a T-Rex sneaks up behind it preparing to attack 😱😱 (I don’t know why it was sneaking, but it was 😜). But before the T-Rex can pounce both dinosaurs turn into dark shadowy forms that dematerialize 🤯. And I wake up.
Now this dream happened on Friday night and that day I had been facetiming with my sister and youngest nephew who showed me his newest dinosaur so I’m going to take an educated guess and say that was the reason for their presence in my dream. As for the rest, I am stumped.
So that is just another foray into how my brain treats me while I’m asleep. As always, interpretations are encouraged in the comments, all wrong answers please 🤪.
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