Or maybe it’s more like the Mandela affect? Either way, I have two examples to make my point. Have you ever sworn that you have a memory of something so clearly that it must be true? One thing I will swear to until my dying day is that IHOP had a mascot back in theContinue reading “Am I Gaslighting Myself About My Childhood?!?”
Author Archives: MLML
Hiatus
Greetings my lovelies! I am loooooooooooooong overdue in posting this, but I really needed a pause from writing my blog. I’ll try to explain why. For those of you versed in the Bravosphere, you know last year on Vanderpump rules a huge betrayal occurred that rocked the cast (and fans) to their core. I’m notContinue reading “Hiatus”
The Never-Ending Saga of My Dream World
Ok My Lovelies, if this dream doesn’t make you laugh, I can’t help you 😆😆😆. The latest dream that I can recall – I am at some event where I am wearing a long dress with ankle boots (important to note, I promise) and I realize that I left my car keys in my car 😮. IContinue reading “The Never-Ending Saga of My Dream World”
Ode to a Shower
Have you ever felt punch drunk after a deliciously hot shower🚿? Like a happy drunk just stumbling around without a care in the world? Well, I had a glorious shower like that and it left me feeling so stoned last night 🤪. You see, I had been outside until after eight talking with a friend ofContinue reading “Ode to a Shower”
Mea Culpa
Forgive me My Lovelies for I have lapsed; it’s been many weeks since my last blog 😁 (just because I don’t follow a religion doesn’t mean I can’t still pull certain things out of my ass to parody 😜). Yes, I realize that I have been m.i.a lately and I will tell you why. There have been aContinue reading “Mea Culpa”
Something is Afoot 🤔
There is something weird happening in my house and it has to do with my cutlery. When I packed and moved in 2021, I had every piece of my everyday cutlery – 8 soup and tea spoons, 8 salad and regular forks, 8 knives and an 4-piece serving set. A few months after I movedContinue reading “Something is Afoot 🤔”
Karen Move or Reasonable Request?
In this day and age, it seems as if you even dare to complain about an issue, you are labeled a Karen, even though it’s usually meant to identify a racist or selfish white woman. And this issue in not about either of those things. So, I put my it to you, My Lovelies –Continue reading “Karen Move or Reasonable Request?”
My Lemons My Lemonade 