Author Archives: MLML

First a quick update – I haven’t had any applicants yet in my quest for a sexy chef, so if you know any single 45 or older gentleman that might fit the bill, send them my way 😜. As for the horror movie that is my life, I have one word – ANTS 🐜🐜! Every time IContinue reading “Help! I’m Living in A Horror Movie”

While I said I would never rely on another man again financially, I have decided that I will rely on one who will make sure to feed me on the regular 😆. You see, I’ve have developed some very bad lack of eating habit living by myself. I tend to get sidetracked by other thingsContinue reading “Sexy Chef Wanted”

When I set up my office in the new house, I wanted to make sure it had a view. Originally, I wanted to face the pond behind the house, but the only two rooms available for office space had windows in the corners (with one next to the closet, so no way to really gazeContinue reading “Stories from the Neighborhood”

Now I generally love the rain. However, when it rained Wednesday night (Elsa came through town 🌧) the wind that accompanied it also knocked over my poor little starter tree in the front yard. The only one in the neighborhood I might add 🙄. My neighbor, who was kind enough to help me stake it, said IContinue reading “It’s Raining Again”

One of my favorite songs is “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks  for a variety of reasons (it’s on my playlist for when I’m feeling down 😊). But today especially because of the first line “I hate the world today…” Now I don’t really hate the world, but somedays it just feels like that. I think it started whenContinue reading “Meredith Brooks Gets Me”

Anyone want to guess what mobile phones and a slice bread with peanut butter on it have in common? If you drop either one it will always land face side down, every time 🤦‍♀️! I have had more problems with dropping my current phone than any other, including the one that fell out of my pocketContinue reading “Butter Fingers (And Not the Chocolate Bar Kind)”