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Update: Project Ant Extermination

Why is everything in my life more challenging than it needs to be? So, the ants 🐜. Well, the good news is that I haven’t seen a live ant since Saturday morning – YAY ME! However, the number of ant carcasses I vacuumed up in the meantime is disturbing to say the least.  What was moreContinue reading “Update: Project Ant Extermination”

Posted byMLMLJuly 19, 2021Posted inFrom the Mind ofLeave a comment on Update: Project Ant Extermination

Help! I’m Living in A Horror Movie

First a quick update – I haven’t had any applicants yet in my quest for a sexy chef, so if you know any single 45 or older gentleman that might fit the bill, send them my way 😜. As for the horror movie that is my life, I have one word – ANTS 🐜🐜! Every time IContinue reading “Help! I’m Living in A Horror Movie”

Posted byMLMLJuly 16, 2021Posted inFrom the Mind ofLeave a comment on Help! I’m Living in A Horror Movie

Sexy Chef Wanted

While I said I would never rely on another man again financially, I have decided that I will rely on one who will make sure to feed me on the regular 😆. You see, I’ve have developed some very bad lack of eating habit living by myself. I tend to get sidetracked by other thingsContinue reading “Sexy Chef Wanted”

Posted byMLMLJuly 14, 2021July 14, 2021Posted inFrom the Mind ofLeave a comment on Sexy Chef Wanted

Stories from the Neighborhood

When I set up my office in the new house, I wanted to make sure it had a view. Originally, I wanted to face the pond behind the house, but the only two rooms available for office space had windows in the corners (with one next to the closet, so no way to really gazeContinue reading “Stories from the Neighborhood”

Posted byMLMLJuly 12, 2021Posted inFrom the Mind ofLeave a comment on Stories from the Neighborhood

It’s Raining Again

Now I generally love the rain. However, when it rained Wednesday night (Elsa came through town 🌧) the wind that accompanied it also knocked over my poor little starter tree in the front yard. The only one in the neighborhood I might add 🙄. My neighbor, who was kind enough to help me stake it, said IContinue reading “It’s Raining Again”

Posted byMLMLJuly 9, 2021Posted inFrom the Mind ofLeave a comment on It’s Raining Again

Meredith Brooks Gets Me

One of my favorite songs is “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks  for a variety of reasons (it’s on my playlist for when I’m feeling down 😊). But today especially because of the first line “I hate the world today…” Now I don’t really hate the world, but somedays it just feels like that. I think it started whenContinue reading “Meredith Brooks Gets Me”

Posted byMLMLJuly 7, 2021Posted inFrom the Mind ofLeave a comment on Meredith Brooks Gets Me

Dreams Round Three

Did you ever have your dreams come crashing in on your waking life? And when they did, did you ever wonder what f🤬🤬🤬ed up crap you’re repressing to cause said dreams? Well that’s what I’m wondering today 🤪! I won’t give you all the gory details because a) they’re unsettling and b) there were three longContinue reading “Dreams Round Three”

Posted byMLMLJuly 6, 2021Posted inFrom the Mind ofTags:Dream JournalLeave a comment on Dreams Round Three

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