Christmas Classics Old and New

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Let me start by saying I am a Hallmark whore when it comes to Christmas. Ornaments, movies, their SiriusXM channel, cute leading men… 😍 I am into it all 😁. So far, I have watched 12 of the new holiday movies released this year. It’s only about half of the new releases (some I haven’t caught yet), but to be honest, I don’t watch every movie they make at Christmas because not all of them interest me 🤷‍♀️. Besides I have so many other favorites from years past that are reshown. Basically, in the months of November and December the Hallmark Channels are on a lot in my house 😆.

And I have many other non-Hallmark favorites as well. Unfortunately, one of my favorite movie traditions has been altered thanks to my ex 😒. Every Christmas Eve we would watch the first showing of A Christmas Story during the 24-hour marathon but thanks to him that tradition has been ruined, so now I watch another showing. It takes the fun out of it a little bit ☹️.

But new traditions have been born out of old disappointments. Like watching The Holiday several times before Christmas, a classic that is rapidly becoming old 😬. I mean Cameron Diaz doesn’t eve act anymore! But I love it anyway and plan to watch it for the third time this weekend 💜. A newer favorite is Last Christmas with Emelia Clark and Henry Golding. I stayed up late last night watching it. Damn thing makes me sob every time 😆. I am also fond of Almost Christmas with Danny Glover (one showing under the belt already 😉) and I really need to catch a showing of Gremlins as well – and yes, it is a Christmas movie, so say I.

I should mention there are two classics I go out of my way to not watch each year: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and It’s a Wonderful Life – both for very different reasons. Rudolph because the messaging is awful (misogyny, bullying, the list goes on…) and I just couldn’t do it anymore 🤷‍♀️. As for It’s a Wonderful Life, I realized long ago that even though I’ve watched the movie in its entirety – I have seen most of it on so many other shows set at Christmas 🤯. I think it’s the most referenced movie in other movies, so why watch it? Plus, there was a time in my late teen early twenties where it seemed to be playing all the time around Christmas and it became a point of pride to avoid it at all costs 🤪. We all have our issues – these are two of many for me during the holiday season 😁 (well three if you count A Christmas Story 😆).

But the one show that is a must for me every year? The Year Without a Santa Clause! It is my favorite of all Christmas classics old and new 🥰🥰. I mean how can you not love Heat Miser and Snow Miser (though I’m partial to HM 😎). I am giddy with anticipation at their entrances so that I can sing along in the most gloriously awful way every time 🎶. Truly the highlight of my holiday season!

The stuff of childhood nightmares 😆😆😆.

Now it’s your turn – what are your favorite holiday shows this time of year? And, yes, I do except Die Hard as a holiday classic 🎄. Sound off in the comments.

The Moment You Realize You’ve Made a Dumb Decision…

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…and it’s too late to change course 🤦‍♀️.

We’ve all had those moments where an idea sounds great up until the moment you put thought into action and realize this is “this is probably a bad idea” but it’s too late to turn back. They don’t happen often, but they when they happen you can’t help but laugh at your stupidity (after thoroughly chastising yourself).

I had one of those moments last night. Some part of my brain knew that what I was about to do was so dumb, but it waited until the point of no return to speak up and disaster occurred 😵.

Here’s what happened: I was making dinner and went to open the jar of green olives to add to the casserole. It was a new jar, and the lid would not budge! I beat on it to break the seal, used grips, beat on it some more – basically trying everything I could to get the lid off. Nothing was working and I was getting very frustrated 😡. So, I thought I would tap the lid on the counter to see if that would help. I turned the jar upside down and about 3 seconds before I brought it down on the counter I thought “maybe I shouldn’t do this 🤔 …” Way to late to stop what was already in motion. Down comes the jar – did I mention it was glass? – and the bottom half breaks off. Why the bottom is beyond me, as it didn’t even touch the counter. Shards go flying while I am holding the top of the jar in my hands and the bottom of it is sitting on the counter with olive juice soaking into the towel I had sitting there (thank the Goddess for that towel otherwise 😬)

Now I’m trying to figure out if I should clean the floor or the counter first all while trying not to overcook my dinner. It was that paralyzing moment when you don’t know what to do and your brain has decided not to participate in problem solving the situation 🙄. After what seemed like an eternity of confusion, my brain finally decided to jump back into action and I started with the floor (turning down the stove in the process so as not to add to the mess), searching far and wide for the shards (and boy did they go far 😳). Next up, the counter – after a quick check on dinner. I swept the remains onto a plate that was nearby, trying to keep the juice from flowing down the counters onto the dishwasher, and watching for loose shards. Just when I think it’s mostly under control, I drip olive juice all over the floor near the trash can because I didn’t keep the plate level 🤬🤬🤬. That was a look up at the sky moment and ask “SERIOUSLY?” (Grey’s Anatomy fans will understand 😁😁).

So now I’ve added to my mess, and I still hadn’t finished the counter cleanup 🤦‍♀️. At this point I’m questioning all of my life choices and wondering how I haven’t accidently killed myself yet 🤪.

In the end, all was cleaned up and I didn’t even get one scratch on me 🤯. 

However, I think I may need adult supervision going forward 😆😆😆.

Let the Insanity Commence 📣📣

Happy post-Thanksgiving My Lovelies! I trust that you had full bellies by the end of the night, I ate my self senseless as I rarely have someone else cook for me or have company when I eat (insert patented dramatic sigh here 😮‍💨😁).

Now the countdown to Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanza (and whatever else I’m missing) is in full swing and the insanity begins as well. The season of good cheer becomes “get out of my way” “get a move on” “that’s my (insert object here)”.  And the way some people treat retail personnel this time of year can be disgraceful. So please be mindful of these poor folks that are trying to make a living during the craziest time of the year 😊.

But I digress… While the Holiday season can be filled with a lot of, shall we say less than kind people, there is a lot of beauty in the season as well. I was just admiring my next-door neighbors lighting job last night. It’s so amazing that I can find my way home after dark from a mile away 🤩. And I am truly grateful for that 💜.

So, now I will share the beauty that I have created inside my house for the holiday season. I’m so happy with how it has turned out, I may use the some of the photos for my holiday cards. Regardless, I hope my decorating joy brings a smile to your face today 🥰🥰. 

Merry Kwanzaa, Joyeaux Hannukah, and Happy Christmas season to you all.

When Depression Comes A-Knockin’…

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… DON’T ANSWER THE DOOR 🤪🤪

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Hello My Lovelies! 

If you have been reading my blog long enough, you know that when I don’t post for a week or so that usually means my mental health has taken a hit, and it takes work when it happens. It’s also tiresome (sssiiiggghhh…).

My sleep has been disrupted a lot since last Christmas – the loss of Reese really took a toll on me – and it started this downward spiral of bad habits. I was making strides on improving them when I had to make the fateful decision to also put Sabre (my horse) to sleep. So, the slow spiral continued…

And then last week as I put up my trees, a lot of things came to a head (in my head 😆😆😆) and that’s when I realized that my depression was knocking at the door, and I really needed to focus on my mental health. The mantra “I am stronger than my depression” was born and my CBD gummies are helping to manage the negative thoughts. 

Let me assure you it’s not a full-blown crisis, just a small lapse 😊. However, it was (and is) an issue that I needed attending to, to prevent any further damage. I’d say I’m a “work in progress” but I hate that phrase because so many reality stars use it as an excuse for their shitty behavior 🙄. Let’s just say that I am well and working on improving my mental status 😉.

I am also at a crossroads with this blog and trying to determine what needs to happen with it in the new year. 

But for now, I am going to get through the holidays (I will post some pictures this week 🎄) and see where my head is in the new year. There will be other posts as well, I just cannot guarantee the consistency 🤷‍♀️. Hopefully my funny bone will return with renewed life, and you can get back to the practice of laughing at the ridiculousness of my life 😁.

Until next blog, be well My Lovelies 💜

P.S. Ooh another good wedding date 11-22-22! No one could ever forget that date 😁😁.

It’s That Time of Year

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Happy Friday My Lovelies 🥰! And Happy Veterans Day to all those that served our country!

It’s finally time for me to pull out the Christmas decorations and get to work. While the amount of decorating doesn’t rival some of my friends (ahem Mary), I do try to put on a good show, even if it’s mostly just for me (though I’m sure my sweet little neighbor girls will come by at some point to check it out 😊). I was going to start last weekend but when the temperature is 80 degrees, it doesn’t really give me that holiday feeling 😆😆😆.

But we’ve finally had a break in the weather, so it’s time to pull out the trees (and hope the mice didn’t get in them this year 😬) and my tons of crates so that I can begin the arduous task by myself. Of course, pictures will be forth coming 😁.

As for the everything else? Well, the ladybugs keep showing up in my freaking house! I literally moved two out last night bringing the post Halloween bug count to around 15 or so over the last 12 days. I beginning to think they are COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE…😱😱. I’m not 100% sure if that’s true, but I do wonder if they’ve been hiding in the air ducts, because they aren’t crawling around the back of the house at all (yep, I checked 😉). I just have no idea why they won’t LEAVE ME ALONE….

The only other news to really report on is that the 2024 elections have come and gone for most of us (sorry Georgia 🤷‍♀️) so I do not have to see any more political ads on my tv! WOO HOO 🎉🎉. I completely support everyone’s right to vote but I also support the idea of doing away with political ads 😆. The only kind of political ads I want to see contain the following data: the name of the person and what they are running for; what they bring to the table; what they support/believe in; and what have they accomplished. Stop telling me about the other person and demonizing them. Just the facts ma’am – that’s all I want to see and research. 

So, if election day went as you had hoped, I happy for you. But let’s get on to the really important things, like the holiday season! It will come and go so fast, make sure to take time to enjoy it all!

Have a wonderful (and decorative 😉) weekend!

PS I just realized this would be a great wedding date 11-11-22! Hard to forget now, isn’t it? Not that I plan to marry again, just thought it was interesting…

It’s Election Day!

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Just a quick post encouraging those who were unable to vote early to get out and let your voices be heard! 

As voting rights are eroded in some states and access to polling stations is getting harder, it’s important to assert your right to vote.

So, brush up on the issues that are important to you AND your family (esp. your daughters), find your polling place and get out the vote!

My PSA for the year 😁.

P.S. And yes, I Voted! Practicing what I preach.

The Stuff Dreams (or Nightmares?) Are Made Of

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I haven’t done a dream post lately because I’ve been struggling to remember my dreams the last few months. I can hold on to a few small pieces and sometimes the emotion but nothing more and it’s getting annoying because my dreams are crazy 🤪.

Last night, I was able to hold on a to a little more detail than usual (but not as much as past post) so I thought I would document what I could and you, My Lovelies, can break out the pop psychology and let me know your interpretations.

This is what I got today…. In one dream, I go into this huge room made entirely of windows (I’m talking floor to ceiling) and I’m singing some song and dancing as I enter. There are two reality “stars” from a show called Summer House (Lyndsey and Carl for those who watch) sitting at a desk and whatever I’m singing is meant to tease them about their relationship, but not in a mean way. I also comment on another couple from the same show (Craig and Paige) saying something to the effect that Craig knows he would normally never get a girl like Paige (why would my brain conjure that up? No idea 🤷‍♀️). They roll their eyes at me and continue working while I make my way to a couch in the room. Next thing I know, the window behind them turns into a large TV screen and there is this massive wave building. It looks like it’s going to crash on us but it’s not, because dreams.  However, under crest of the wave is some sort of animal (dog, bear cub, fox?) walking on/through the water and I’m freaking out about the poor thing as the wave is about to crash then… nothing. The dream is gone, and I have a moment of panic about what happened to the dream animal before coming to my senses 😆😆😆.

The next dream I remember bits and pieces of had to do with tree stumps and roots and an axe 😳. It started with me talking to someone about the roots he was digging up and how we were going to get rid of them. While we were talking, he starts pulling on one and it just keeps going and going and going. It’s like when you find the end of a buried wire or rope (or tree root 😁) and you tug on one end it to pull it out of the ground but it’s way longer than you think. I don’t believe we got to the end of that root, but we started to chop it up and get it out of the ground. Next, they encouraged me to chop up the tree stump (which was cut to ground level and not at all how you get rid of a stump 😆) and I took a few whacks at it feeling myself as I struck it. But then the dream shifts and I’m at some kind of event and there is a person(?) sitting on a bench with a pillow stuffed head telling me to take a whack at their head with my axe!?! But before I do that I ask if I will hurt them, and they say know no (I have been doing this a lot lately 🤦‍♀️) and show me that the top of their head already has slashes in it, and it’s filled with stuffing, like a stuffed animal. And if it isn’t weird enough already, after I look at the head, I squish it to make sure there is nothing solid I would hit if I swung the axe 😱. And as I raise the axe to swing the dream fades away, and I wonder what the hell is going on in my brain when I sleep. I was willing to swing the axe as long as it wasn’t a real head? 

I think I need to see my therapist 😬.

And so ends another foray into the twisted mind that I possess 😆😆. Thoughts? 

Interpretations appreciated, the funnier the better 😁.